For the last few years, and friend and I have been having this large debate, which naturally turned into World War III, where Bull Sharks have completely overwhelmed the invading forces of Tiger Sharks and Zombies combined. Because Bull Sharks are awesome. And tiger sharks suck. And Zombies are scary, so I had the bull sharks kill all of them.
See, this war all started with a squished mosquito, preserved in the pages of an old journal. With it's dying breath, this blood-sucking insect told me to beware the evil-doings of the one-eyed witch. Upon realizing the bug was talking to me, I naturally freaked and squished it again- this time confirming it's death.
Throughout this bloody war, many lives were lost, people were eaten, Bull Sharks have taken over the air, and Tiger Sharks have invaded the sewer systems of New Jersey, and yet, they require fur-lined coats to survive- case and point- Tiger Sharks are lame.
Sméagol like creatures have been developed and replaced dogs for tracking, I have become an expert sniper, and people have snorted cocaine and ran away to amusement parks. Super Zombies were created- and killed, the world has ended five times, and running shoes are not always required.
Flamethrowers are the ultimate weapon, tree-climbers are out for easy pickings, Gnomes are evil little creatures that attack toes, and mashed potatoes are awesome.
But, as I have been pointing out this entire time-
Bull Sharks rule.
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