Saturday, September 24, 2011

My dog is a serial killer

I just found out my amazing, beautiful silky black hound dog is a serial killer. Yes, you heard me right. She is an outright murderer! And today, I caught her in the act of disemboweling an innocent. The poor little chipmunk had no chance.
I am sure, somewhere out there, is a pile of chipmunk and squirrel bones and rotting bodies, just waiting to be found so their loved ones can find peace.

Maura the Merciless has struck again.

1 comment:

  1. I'm 2 seconds away from giving you the chipmunk treatment myself.

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